188 Swank Street

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Whew doggie, would you look at the "whiskers" on this one! Who needs a shave? It's already a game of roulette when they're covered as thickly as this and you can't really see what you're getting. What's hiding behind all of that? What's wrong that I'm not gonna see until we break out the trimmers and start going to town? Am I gonna regret this in the morning? Once the buzzing & cutting begins there's no going back... am I getting a face only a contractor could love? Aww, the anxiety racing through your head... been there. My advice? When you step up on the porch and walk through that front door for the first time... you might actually wanna put on ya fast moves and let your touchy-feely run wild! You'll wanna figure out real quick if this one's a keeper, so if you feel the need to put your glasses on and get all nerdy about it - who am I to judge? Yeah, I know, they say it's what's on the inside that counts (and that aspect does look pretty good, maybe a little better than the usual project you always seem to go for) but trust me when I say - you need to figure out if you're grabbin' on or runnin' off ...before the next thing you know you've signed the dotted line, wake up married to it... and the money-spending begins!

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